A TINY BIT OF LEVITY
FIVE TIPS FOR A WOMAN....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day !!!
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day !!!
posted by EXSENO at 3:35 AM
16 Comments:
MY RESPONSE TO THE FIVE TIPS:
1. If he helps around the house to much, he's probably secretly gay.
2.If he makes you laugh all of the time he's a jerk and he will become boring.
3.You may be able to count on him, but never lies-- come on, no one is that perfect.
4. If he spoils you to much , he probably has a mistress and feels quilty.
5. Impossible, if your dumb enough to try it you'll get hurt. If you pull if off --You a SUPER WOMAN, CONGRAULATIONS !
aw you so suck!!!!!....lol where is my plug at hmmmmm hey give me props!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Excuuuuuuuuse me-- oh I know you didn't.
Did you just say "aw you suck " to me????
I'll be right there, dear.
Everybody who know "theblondebrunette" may want to send her a get well card.
LOL
Cool, I'm 4 men in 1!
Then will have to call you Superman lol
Omg, that is weird you said that. I always have this running joke of sorts where I say "I am not superman", meaning I can't do everything.
Hell, maybe you are right though! Perhaps I AM superman and I'm just in denial! :P
Lol, Hey why do we think so much alike, this is to weird. lol get out of my head ( or am I in yours) anyway weird.
funny funny! love the boob joke. thanks for adding a little laughter to my day!!
hahaha too cute
Reminds me something I saw once:
A woman need 4 animals in her life:
A tiger in bed
a jaguar in her garage
a mink in her closet
and a jackass to pay for it all
HAHA
Oh that's a good one you need to post it. lol
hold on a minute!
I fit the bill for all 5 of these.
Does that mean I am the perfect man?
Gee my wife sure is lucky....
Do you think you fit the bill. O.K. show the post to your wife and see what she think. lol
can't do that, she hates the fact I spend a lot of time reading blogs and commenting on them. This activity in itself has become a mistress.....
OMG, hahahaha
Thats a good one. I hope you dont mind if I steal it! :)
I gave you props! thx :)
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