WHAT BEING A PERVERT WILL GET YOU
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Panty Thief Busted Up, Then Busted
Friday September 09th 2005
Meet Bruce Taylor. The Oklahoma man was busted and busted up last Friday by an aggrieved husband and wife team whose home had been broken into on five consecutive nights. And why was the 20-year-old Enid man allegedly coming back to their place night after night after night after night after night? He was there for Maria Isordia’s bras and panties.
According to an affidavit filed in Garfield County District Court, husband Carlos set a trap for Taylor that would have made MacGyver proud. Using only a coffee cup, string, and a bra, Carlos nabbed Taylor (and then beat the intruder silly with a wooden leg taken off his baby’s crib).
Taylor, now facing up to 20 years in prison after being hit with a felony burglary charge, was treated at a local hospital before posing for the below Garfield County Sheriff’s Office mug shot. While getting bandaged up, Taylor admitted to cops he kept the unmentionables in a lunch box next to his bed. But Enid cops say that they actually found his underwear stash–weighing in at an astonishing 55 pounds–stored in a large red cooler.
(Like I always say "Revenge is sweet". I don't blame him do you?)
Panty Thief Busted Up, Then Busted
Friday September 09th 2005
Meet Bruce Taylor. The Oklahoma man was busted and busted up last Friday by an aggrieved husband and wife team whose home had been broken into on five consecutive nights. And why was the 20-year-old Enid man allegedly coming back to their place night after night after night after night after night? He was there for Maria Isordia’s bras and panties.
According to an affidavit filed in Garfield County District Court, husband Carlos set a trap for Taylor that would have made MacGyver proud. Using only a coffee cup, string, and a bra, Carlos nabbed Taylor (and then beat the intruder silly with a wooden leg taken off his baby’s crib).
Taylor, now facing up to 20 years in prison after being hit with a felony burglary charge, was treated at a local hospital before posing for the below Garfield County Sheriff’s Office mug shot. While getting bandaged up, Taylor admitted to cops he kept the unmentionables in a lunch box next to his bed. But Enid cops say that they actually found his underwear stash–weighing in at an astonishing 55 pounds–stored in a large red cooler.
(Like I always say "Revenge is sweet". I don't blame him do you?)
posted by EXSENO at 10:07 AM
10 Comments:
oh my... 55 POUNDS!!!... from the same couple or...?? 'cuz if it is, then maria must have tons of bra & panties collection then... :D
btw, all perverts out there need to learn f/ this :D
No they were'nt all hers. lol
lol 'Ka.
Did ya know there is a booming internet business dealing in soiled panties and bras?
fetishes, fetishes, fetishes....
We all have em in some form or another....
Sweet! A tag team beating! In a sense, even their baby got a hand in since they used the leg off the baby's crib.
I wonder if the cops then beat him a second time once he reached the station and was going thru questioning. ;)
50lbs of panties! Damn, that's alot of silk and lace! Then again, maybe her drawers where the giant sized cotton granny panties where the waistband reaches up to the rib cage. Sexy (sarcasm).
LMAO... nothing like panty-thief baseball to brighten your afternoon!
hey! maybe!!!... yeaaa... the drawer was full of those granny panties, 'n he got caught 'cuz he was scrambling through those to find the silk 'n lace... too bad, before he found any, he got beaten up. LOL...
or maybe actually he had 50lbs in that container?? but the cops snatched 5lbs??? :D
ok.. i should stop... LOL
sorry.... i meant 60lbs.... DUH! typo...
what a crazy story! how stupid do you have to be to go 5 nights in a row to rob someone? jeez...this guy had it coming!
That man is lucky he wasn't stealing MY panties. I think Juan would have flat out killed him.
Lizzy, Juan is big enough to scare him to death. If I saw Juan coming after me with his fists clinched I would run and find some tiny place to get into cause I know he'd never fit in there. Well at least I'ed be safe until he tore it up.
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