Friday, October 01, 2010

RUBBER GLOVES

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
gloves.

' Do you know how they make these gloves? ' he asked.

' No, I don ' t, ' she replied.

' Well, ' he spoofed, ' there ' s a building in Canada with a big tank
of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size. '

She didn't crack a smile.

' Oh, well. I tried, ' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

' What ' s so funny? ' he asked.

' I was just envisioning how condoms are made! '

(Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!)




Be afraid of old ladies!


Be very afraid!!!!


They have been there and done everything!

3 Comments:

Blogger miranda_berendsen said...

sweet moter of blond brunette,
you don't know me but i read a few yeas ago manny of your blogs and your daughter blogs. Do you remember " love hound" mister Khurram. It was 2006. In this year I mett him on internet by coincidence. Sorry, I didn't intorduce myself, I am Miranda from Holland. Khurram and I felt in love and stupid me,...........we got married, he came to Holland and now after 3 years he is a disaster. What I wnat to know is, I readed before I mett him the conversation with you and your daughter, Khurram give his own words to it to me. He is a lier I see now. I have 2 beautifull kids and I am going to divorce him. I know now he only want a ticket OUT OF pAKISTAN. bY THE WAY, you are a good mother gto see this n forhand, because in what I was reading he had a eye on your daughter. Anyhow, I am crying now, I wish I had such a good mother of you. Please help me, i also asked this to your daughter, why you didn't trust Khurram? Tell me the story please. You can mail me on : miranda_berendsen@hotmail.com. I am from Holland. Please answer me.
Thank you ver much on forhand.

Miranda x

11:58 AM  
Blogger EXSENO said...

We didn't trust Khurram because he was stupid enough to tell every woman from the United States that he was in love with them all at the same time. That's not love that is stupid and desparation

That's all he wanted, was a way to get to the U.S.A
He didn't make it here, so I guess he thought that at least if he could get to Holland he would at least be out of Pakistan.

Good Luck to you, I hope that you have a successful devorce and all go's well for you.

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