*** HEALTH HAZARD ALERT ***

GAMES - GAMES - GAMES. With the exception of an occasional pinball game I've never been much of a game player. But then came the computer and with that the introduction to a whole new world. Games--all kinds of games, games everywhere and I thought,"well how nice, what a nice way to spend a boring day. "

Well out of boredom, one day I decided to try one. Pick an easy one I thought, so Bejeweled was the first one I tryed. BORING big time. I like words so I began to play things like Flipwords, What Word , Wheel of Fortune etc. but they were easily mastered. So I progressed to Mozaki Blocks and Mahjong Tiles . They were enjoyable, but then I learned about Jewel Quest and Zuma. I gave them a try.

That was my downfall !!

Did you know there was a "DELUXE" version of these games. Deluxe means - much harder. Deluxe means -- Will drive you insane. Deluxe means ---Play at your own damn risk cause you could die from over exposure. That is what "DELUXE" means.

I absolutely hate "ZUMA DELUXE", yet I can't stop trying to beat it. I think there are nine-hundred different levels and each level has levels within it, and if you miss one part of a level you get thrown back down to the beginning of that level. You don't get to keep what you have already accomplished. How dirty is that-- huh.

I made it to level nine without much trouble but I have been stuck there forever. I keep saying that's it . No more. But I keep going back. I just hate knowing that a game is my downfall.

You should see me. This is not relaxing.

I am disgusting !! I scream. I holler. I curse, Oh my God, the vile things that come flying out of my filthy mouth would shock even the foulest person. I slap the desk . I raise my hands shaking them in anger, Guess which finger protrudes !! -- Oh, like you've never done it. Then I quit, I am a heart pulsing nervous reck. Yet I keep going back again and again once more to meet my demise.

These games should come with a "HUGE" warning label that says,--Play with caution,this game could be --------- "HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH" ---------


Well bye now, I have to take my blood pressure pill and get back to the game.