CUTE JOKE, WELL I LIKE IT
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one “Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?” she asked.
“Just a minute, I have to go piss.”
The teacher replied “That would be rude and impolite!”
“What about you John, how would you say it?”
“I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I’ll be right back.”
The teacher responded, “That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table.”
“And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?”
“I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you’ll get to meet after supper.”
The teacher fainted.
“Just a minute, I have to go piss.”
The teacher replied “That would be rude and impolite!”
“What about you John, how would you say it?”
“I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I’ll be right back.”
The teacher responded, “That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table.”
“And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?”
“I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you’ll get to meet after supper.”
The teacher fainted.
posted by EXSENO at 6:50 AM
10 Comments:
What's wrong with that? At least Peter was honest. ;)
HAHAHA
:)..Im coming to your country actually. :)...Dartmouth College, New Hampshire.
And yes, I will most definitely continue to blog. No doubts there:)
hilarious! thanks for making me laugh today! :)
Glad to hear that saleha,
You're welcome anisa.
Ha ha ha ha ha peter ha ha ha ha ha ha.
ROFL.....really hilarious....
Ya :-)
ROFLMAO!
ha ha ha.... i hope these kids aren't 1st graders...
so so funny! :)
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