HEY, WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF ME
Warm, Fuzzy Winter Bra Unveiled in Japan
Furry, heated bras may soon appear in some Japanese wardrobes as the country prepares for "Warm Biz" — a nationwide government campaign urging workers to bundle up and save energy on heating this winter.
The Warm Biz Bra, unveiled this week by Tokyo-based underwear maker Triumph International, is lined with material that the company says helps save warmth.
The bra also has removable pads that can be heated in a microwave or hot water — as well as long, furry straps that wrap around the neck like a scarf, and matching shorts.
"Warm Biz lets you add a little fun and chic to office wear, and prevents global warming," Triumph says.
In an attempt to cut energy use, Japan's government has recommended setting thermostats this winter at 19 degrees Celsius (66 degrees Fahrenheit) for government buildings, and 20 degrees Celsius (68 degrees Fahrenheit) for private companies.
The government said this year's June-August "Cool Biz" campaign — which had bureaucrats and politicians sporting open-collar, short-sleeve shirts to cut down on air conditioning — saved 210 million kilowatt hours, enough to power 720,000 households for a month.
So my boobs and butt will be warm , and my back, arms and legs will be frostbitten. I don't want lumpy boobs. I want smooth boobs and warm clothing all over me.
Besides what guy wants to cop a feel and grab what feels like the hairiest boob in the world.
He will be out the door and gone, before you can say -- Hey , it's just my bra, come back.
Furry, heated bras may soon appear in some Japanese wardrobes as the country prepares for "Warm Biz" — a nationwide government campaign urging workers to bundle up and save energy on heating this winter.
The Warm Biz Bra, unveiled this week by Tokyo-based underwear maker Triumph International, is lined with material that the company says helps save warmth.
The bra also has removable pads that can be heated in a microwave or hot water — as well as long, furry straps that wrap around the neck like a scarf, and matching shorts.
"Warm Biz lets you add a little fun and chic to office wear, and prevents global warming," Triumph says.
In an attempt to cut energy use, Japan's government has recommended setting thermostats this winter at 19 degrees Celsius (66 degrees Fahrenheit) for government buildings, and 20 degrees Celsius (68 degrees Fahrenheit) for private companies.
The government said this year's June-August "Cool Biz" campaign — which had bureaucrats and politicians sporting open-collar, short-sleeve shirts to cut down on air conditioning — saved 210 million kilowatt hours, enough to power 720,000 households for a month.
So my boobs and butt will be warm , and my back, arms and legs will be frostbitten. I don't want lumpy boobs. I want smooth boobs and warm clothing all over me.
Besides what guy wants to cop a feel and grab what feels like the hairiest boob in the world.
He will be out the door and gone, before you can say -- Hey , it's just my bra, come back.
posted by EXSENO at 4:30 AM
10 Comments:
this is a really good idea actually... but then, when winter comes, actually i don't really have a problem w/ my boobs... my ears, fingers and toes are the very sensitive ones...
but i still consider the butt warmer :D
and how weird is that... 1 day you want to warm up your food, and you see someone forgot their bra in the microwave? :D
oh... forgot...
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EXSENO.....
sweet!
I am ALWAYS cold!
I think Juan might LIKE a hairy boob once in awhile!
I can have toasy man boobs? Sweet! Count me in!
Hi Ruben,
How are you doing? I'm coming to visit you, just been a little bussy lately.
I won't even wear a bra if it gets mis-shaped in the wash, I don't think I could wear a fuzzy one, that's be way too obvious. But it would be warm.
ROFMAO, cope a feel and get a hand of full hairy boob? ROFMAO!
$10 says I can keep her boobs warm WITHOUT that fuzzy bra! (Me still likey that bra though.)
Oh no, you like the fuzzy bra?
If it gives me a valid excuse to caress her breasts, then yes I like the furry bra. :P
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