WHAT'S IN THE NEWS
It seems that animals were very busy this November and some of them made the news. Here are some of the more popular ones.
Pandas married with city-wide ceremony in Thailand Wed Nov 9
Thailand's northern city of Chiang Mai pulled out the stops.
Five-year-old Chuang Chuang and his four-year-old bride Lin Hui had a cake in their pen but never left the zoo. They were married Wednesday by proxy with a couple in panda costumes parading through the city and going through the traditions of a Chinese wedding ceremony.
Thailand's northern city of Chiang Mai pulled out the stops to throw a traditional Chinese wedding for two giant pandas on loan from China, with the hope that they will consummate their marriage and make some babies soon, local media reported Thursday.
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Drunk Moose Invade Swedish Seniors Home By The Associated Press
Sat Nov 12
a retirement home in southern Sweden had to deal with both: A pair of intoxicated moose invaded the premises.
The moose — a cow and her calf — had become drunk over the weekend by eating fermented apples they found outside the home in Sibbhult, said employee Anna Karlsson.
Police managed to scare them off once, but the tipsy mammals returned to get more of the tempting fruits. This time the moose were drunk and aggressive, forcing police to send for a hunter with a dog to make them leave.
Let's go for a swim and try to sober up.
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My all time favorite has got to be about the Giraffe.
Wanted: Mate for lovesick giraffe in Mexico park
Fri Nov 11
Keepers of a small menagerie at a Mexican park are looking for a mate for a lovesick giraffe after the 15-foot-tall beast tried to make love to a tree and a garden shed.
The director of Central Park in Ciudad Juarez, south of the border from El Paso, Texas, said on Friday they have been looking since last month for a mate for the five-year-old giraffe, named Modesto.
"He's driving us crazy," Juan Aragones told Reuters in a telephone interview. "He's mounted a tree, a fence and even a shed."
The giraffe, has never had a sexual partner.
Pandas married with city-wide ceremony in Thailand Wed Nov 9
Thailand's northern city of Chiang Mai pulled out the stops.
Five-year-old Chuang Chuang and his four-year-old bride Lin Hui had a cake in their pen but never left the zoo. They were married Wednesday by proxy with a couple in panda costumes parading through the city and going through the traditions of a Chinese wedding ceremony.
Thailand's northern city of Chiang Mai pulled out the stops to throw a traditional Chinese wedding for two giant pandas on loan from China, with the hope that they will consummate their marriage and make some babies soon, local media reported Thursday.
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Drunk Moose Invade Swedish Seniors Home By The Associated Press
Sat Nov 12
a retirement home in southern Sweden had to deal with both: A pair of intoxicated moose invaded the premises.
The moose — a cow and her calf — had become drunk over the weekend by eating fermented apples they found outside the home in Sibbhult, said employee Anna Karlsson.
Police managed to scare them off once, but the tipsy mammals returned to get more of the tempting fruits. This time the moose were drunk and aggressive, forcing police to send for a hunter with a dog to make them leave.
Let's go for a swim and try to sober up.
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My all time favorite has got to be about the Giraffe.
Wanted: Mate for lovesick giraffe in Mexico park
Fri Nov 11
Keepers of a small menagerie at a Mexican park are looking for a mate for a lovesick giraffe after the 15-foot-tall beast tried to make love to a tree and a garden shed.
The director of Central Park in Ciudad Juarez, south of the border from El Paso, Texas, said on Friday they have been looking since last month for a mate for the five-year-old giraffe, named Modesto.
"He's driving us crazy," Juan Aragones told Reuters in a telephone interview. "He's mounted a tree, a fence and even a shed."
The giraffe, has never had a sexual partner.
posted by EXSENO at 6:47 PM
6 Comments:
That is in my mine "An Atrocity" having an animal with out a mate!
If you can't provide a mate, then that animal should be returned back to Africa....
That's so funny, a personal for a giraffe! lol
But Becky,
Humping object instead of human things. That is just to sad. And terribly funny.lol
OMG.. that's hilarious! I love it. Hmmm... I'm not sure about the married by proxy thing..it just sounds so.. ::sigh:: old fashioned LOL.
Drunken meese??? I had a boyfriend that used to think it was funny to get his dog drunk.. yeah, they were alike in more ways than one.
The Giraffe is by far the funniest.. LOL humping the garden shed?? Can you imagine what he would do to the window washer?? ::shudder::
Have a great thanksgiving girl!! Oh, and I have a FANTASTIC recipe up on my bloggy blog for a chocolate peanutbutter pie if you like that kind of thing.
::smooches::
Mara
My son loves peanutbutter in any form, I'll take a look.
Keep that moose away from grain alcohol parties. That will really get you f-ed up fast! The giraffe story is the best though - I totally agree! That giraffe is going nuts from the lack of action. Quick, someone introduce him to a WNBA star to mate with. Ha-ha.
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