Tuesday, June 10, 2008

RECIEVED A HILARIOUS E-MAIL

TRUE STORY
Black Robbers?

For anyone who didn't see David Letterman's take on this: (And it's a true story...) On a recent weekend in Atlantic City , a woman won a bucketful of quarters at a slot machine.
She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in the hotel dining room.
But first she wanted to stash the quarters in her room. ' I'll be right back and we'll go to eat,' she told her husband and carried the
coin-laden bucket to the elevator.

As she was about to walk into the elevator she noticed two men already aboard. Both were black.
One of them was tall...very tall...an intimidating figure. The woman froze .
Her first thought was:
'These two are going to rob me.' Her next thought was: 'Don't be a bigot; they look like perfectly nice gentlemen.'
But racial stereotypes are powerful, and fear immobilized her. She stood and stared at the two men She felt anxious, flustered and ashamed. She hoped they didn't read her mind but gosh, they had to know what she was thinking!!!

Her hesitation about joining them in the elevator was all too obvious now. Her face was flushed. She couldn't just stand there, so with a mighty effort of will she picked up one foot and stepped forward and followed with the other foot and was on the elevator.
Avoiding eye contact, she turned around stiffly and faced the elevator doors as they closed.
A second passed, and then another second, and then another. Her fear increased! The elevator didn't move.
Panic consumed her. 'My God,' she thought, I'm trapped and about to be robbed! 'Her heart plummeted.
Perspiration poured from every pore.

Then one of the men said, 'Hit the floor.' Instinct told her to do what they told her. The bucket of quarters flew upwards as she threw out her arms and collapsed on the elevator floor. A shower of coins rained down on her.
Take my money and spare me, she prayed. More seconds passed. She heard one of the men say politely, 'Ma'am, if you'll just tell us what floor you'r e going to, we'll push the button.' The one who said it had a little trouble getting the words out.
He was trying mightily to hold in a belly laugh. The woman lifted her head and looked up at the two men.
They reached down to help her up. Confused, she struggled to her feet.

'When I told my friend here to hit the floor,' said the average sized one, 'I meant that he should hit the elevator button for our floor. I didn't mean for you to hit the floor, ma'am.' He spoke genially. He bit his lip. It was obvious he was having a hard time not laughing.

The woman thought: 'My God, what a spectacle I've made of myself.' She was too humiliated to speak. She wanted to blurt out an apology, but words failed her. How do you apologize to two perfectly respectable gentlemen for behaving as though they were going to rob you?
She didn't know what to say. The three of them gathered up the strewn quarters and refilled her bucket. When the elevator arrived at her floor they then insisted on walking her to her room. She seemed a little unsteady on her feet, and they were afraid she might not make it down the corridor.
At her door they bid her a good evening. As she slipped into her room she could hear them roaring with laughter as they walked back to the elevator.
The woman brushed herself off. She pulled herself together and went downstairs for dinner with her husband.
The next morning flowers were delivered to her room - a dozen roses.
Attached to EACH rose was a crisp one hundred dollar bill.
The card said: 'Thanks for the best laugh we've had in years.'

It was signed;
Eddie Murphy
Michael Jordan

26 Comments:

Blogger Yoda said...

Of course, the letter didn't mean anything to the woman, right? 'coz if she didn't know who they were to begin with!!

2:19 PM  
Blogger EXSENO said...

Yoda,
She may not have known, but I bet her husband told her who they were.
I don't believe it would take a big sports fan or movie goer to recognize two people as famous as Eddie Murphy and Michael Jordan.

10:43 AM  
Blogger Id it is said...

Good one!!

2:08 PM  
Blogger Anisa said...

this is the funniest thing i've read in a long time! thanks so much for the laugh.

5:33 PM  
Blogger Sam!! said...

Nice piece of reading..

Thanks for sharing Exseno:)

Take care

4:42 AM  
Blogger AVIANA said...

hey...

i knew about this ways ago when it happened..

years later...i have yet to find this story funny...

hmm....

1:21 PM  
Blogger Shannon said...

It's amazing what prejiduce can do. Luckily they had a good sense of humor about it. We should all have that outlook. Good lesson for all :)
Thanks for sharing.

4:37 PM  
Blogger EXSENO said...

AVIANA,
Of course you don't think it's funny because you're offended by it, but you're missing the point here.
First of all she made a fool of herself and secondly they made her an even bigger fool by the intelligent and delicately way they handled the situation. They taught her a lesson on judgment and prejudice that I hope she'll never forget.
She could have hopped in that elevator with two white men without giving it a thought and been mugged. She was lucky that she got in that elevator with two intelligent dignified men. You can't judge a book by it's cover.

8:08 AM  
Blogger Pinku said...

hey!

lovely story...and a better lesson.

Thanks,

10:10 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

Hilarious! But is it true or am i being naive? Funny none the less.

7:30 PM  
Blogger EXSENO said...

Becky,
It's suppose to be true, it was told on the Letterman show.

9:24 PM  
Blogger Pinku said...

Hi!

u been tagged.....so please to comply

5:55 AM  
Blogger The T-Dude said...

Wow...that's spectacular. I love it.

1:35 PM  
Blogger The T-Dude said...

Just checked snopes.com, it seems this one is an urban legend. Oh well, it's still a great story.

http://www.snopes.com/racial/mistaken/hitfloor.asp

1:38 PM  
Blogger Mampi said...

JUmped here from Pinku's.
Thanks for sharing this email with us. this was one hell of a wonderful story.

7:50 PM  
Blogger EXSENO said...

The T-Dude,
I would have thought it was true if it was on the Letterman Show? Funny anyway.


Anisa,
I'm glad it made you laugh.



Hi Sam,
Thanks for the visit.




Hi Shannon,
Can you imagine, what a fool that woman made of herself.




Becky,
I would have thought it was true if it was on Letterman, but The T-Dude said it wasn't. I thought it was hilarious anyway.




Pinku,
Shame on you, I hate tags, but I'll take a peek at it.




Manpreet,
It was a good one wasn't it.
Thanks for the visit.

8:32 PM  
Blogger Jay said...

LMAO....heheheh. Silly woman, see what misconception can achieve!!!

Very funny indeed!!!

First time here i think..nice blog

9:25 AM  
Blogger How do we know said...

this really happened? They were together?

10:42 AM  
Blogger EXSENO said...

Jarrai,
Glad to have you, thanks for stopping by.




How do we know,
According to the story they were together. I thought it was true, it was suppose to have been told on the late night talk show David Letterman.

3:05 PM  
Blogger Today's ranting said...

oh my God! damn hilarious.

4:14 AM  
Blogger Jinta said...

really funny. read about one a little less funny when a lady gave her bags to Jesse Jackson in a hotel elevator, thinking he was a bell hop

5:31 AM  
Blogger EXSENO said...

Jinta,
OMG, that's terrible too, I bet he had a few things to say to her.

4:07 PM  
Blogger Rod said...

Hey Exseno...I'm back (used to be Rudi now Im Rod...my real name).
Great story which I've already stolen to email to a friend who is a huge Eddie Murphy fan.
Thanks again..

2:55 AM  
Blogger Medio Pomelo said...

Hi Exseno, thanks for stopping by the other day :) Funny sad story and without wanting to justify such stupidity here is a confession: in Hungary the majority of crime is (apparently) committed by a minority group who have not been able to integrate into the "mainstream" society in almost any sort of respect. Of course there are some incredibly nice people among them, talented people, ones who want to make the world a better place. But... whenever I'm travelling in public transport and I see one nearby I see a pickpocket and I automatically hang onto my bag with a greater force than normal. Media has a lot to answer for to stuff our heads with too much cr@p and cripple our way of thinking and seeing the world. And however you try to resist its influence your actions still might turn into an instinctive way of protecting yourself even if there is absolutely no need to do so. Nuff said, nice to read you again and the story was in fact hilarious! :))

6:57 AM  
Blogger Id it is said...

Haven't posted in a while...

1:42 PM  
Blogger SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

hahaha! too funny.

How are you? Hope all is well.

5:43 PM  

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