IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... but that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
posted by EXSENO at 6:50 AM
16 Comments:
OMG! time for a serious overhaul. LOL. If mine were a car, I'd be a bentley continental (wishful thinking, as the damn things cost upward of £150,000).
Nice blog.
I don't even dream about anything that expensive. lol
Happy New Year Exseno. Long time no see. Where are you?
Hi Shirazi,
It's so good to hear from you. Have been by your site many times, but I never see you blogging there anymore.
I used to go to 'Light Within' to read posts by Shirazi, but you are never there anymore.
Happy New Year to you too. Hope all is well with you and yours.
What a write! A bitter and imminent reality, yet told with such levity; brilliant!
if my body were a car....i'll like to make 200 right now!lol
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Id it is,
I wish I could take credit for it, but it was sent to me in an e-mail.
el~correcta,
Good luck with that one. lol
This sounds just like an email my mom would send me. Maxine is awesome!
LOL!!! This is so funny. I am so sorry that I am just coming now....
:)
LOL!! Makes you look forward to getting older ehn (;) )
Becky,
I think I like your Mom. lol
pamelastitch,
I wouldn't know, I'm getting younger every day. lol
What matters is the engine:)Take care of it. Happy New Year
If my body were a car, it would be one of those American made ones that everyone looks at as a classic but in reality, it's just another car.
If my body were a car....
I'D WEAR A BLACK LEATHER BRA TO WORK EVERY DAY AND GET AWAY WITH IT!
LOL...
Thanks for stopping by - it's been a long time.
Mara
EYE,
So true.
The T-Dude,
Hmm, nice thought, it would be cheaper that way.
anonymous gal,
Me too. hehe
Hi Mara,
I know you would. Good to have you back.
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