FIVE DAYS TELL THE NEW YEAR

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

A CHRISTMAS STORY

One beautiful December evening Pedro and his
girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean.
It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said,

"Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."
"Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.
"Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu.
I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the
moon," replied Rosita.

"Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time,
we'll do Weeweechu."

Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry
Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!"

(NOW GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!)




















MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!

YOUNG vs. OLD

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy
some new shoes.
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting
next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different
colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would
look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically
asked,
"What's the matter old man, never done anything
wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so
that I would not choke on his response;
knowing he
would have a good one. And in classic style he
did not bat an eye
in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.
I was just wondering if you were my son."