Farmers
Farmers come in all sizes with the keenest eye, the largest heart and the strongest back.
The farmer's eyes see the crack of dawn and the first stars that come out
at night. He sees in his mind's eye the harvesting before the planting even begins.
He sees rain before a cloud appears. His eyes are everywhere, yet they hold the
largest smile that covers many acres yet remain where they began.
A farmer's heart shows kindness to all creatures, understanding, compassion,
tolerance and has the patience of a saint.
A farmer's back carries many burdens.
The farmer's eyes see the crack of dawn and the first stars that come out
at night. He sees in his mind's eye the harvesting before the planting even begins.
He sees rain before a cloud appears. His eyes are everywhere, yet they hold the
largest smile that covers many acres yet remain where they began.
A farmer's heart shows kindness to all creatures, understanding, compassion,
tolerance and has the patience of a saint.
A farmer's back carries many burdens.
He feeds America.
He is a farmer!
He is a farmer!
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A FARMER'S LAST WILL
I Leave:
To my Wife, my overdraft at the bank, maybe she can explain it.
To my banker, my soul ----- he has the mortgage on it anyway.
To my neighbor, my clown suit. He'll need it if he continues to farm as he has in the past.
To the ASCA, my grain bin. I was planning to let them take it away next year anyway.
To my county agent, 50 bushels of corn to see if he can hit the market ---- I never could.
To the junk man, all my machinery. He's had his eye on it for years.
To my undertaker, a special request: I want six implement and
fertilizer dealers for my pall bearers.
They're all used to carrying me.
To the weatherman, rain, sleet and snow for the funeral,
please ----- no sense having good weather now.
To the grave digger ---- don't bother, the hole I'm in should be big enough.
To my Wife, my overdraft at the bank, maybe she can explain it.
To my banker, my soul ----- he has the mortgage on it anyway.
To my neighbor, my clown suit. He'll need it if he continues to farm as he has in the past.
To the ASCA, my grain bin. I was planning to let them take it away next year anyway.
To my county agent, 50 bushels of corn to see if he can hit the market ---- I never could.
To the junk man, all my machinery. He's had his eye on it for years.
To my undertaker, a special request: I want six implement and
fertilizer dealers for my pall bearers.
They're all used to carrying me.
To the weatherman, rain, sleet and snow for the funeral,
please ----- no sense having good weather now.
To the grave digger ---- don't bother, the hole I'm in should be big enough.