I AM RATTLED--RATTLED I AM

I AM SO RATTLED !

Well it has been a really POOPY day . I am angry, disgusted, RATTLED and just plain old everyday pissed. And at my own self !!! No one is harder on me then I am. Somewhere up here in my head I know there exsists a brain, except when it comes to blogging.

I don't usually spend a lot of time on the computer all at once. I usually take a peek in the morning at my blogger friends to see if they have posted , takes about a second. If they have I'll go back later when time permits to read their post, that's the longest time I spend on at one time. If it's someone I really like I may check back from time to time during the day to see what kind of comments they are getting, quick trips in and out. I use it as little breaks in between the drudgery of everyday chores.

But today I decided that I wanted to learn more about how to do things HEAVEN HELP ME ! like putting things on my side bar among other things. I spent three hours, three tiring boring hours reading and searching and looking. I read everything in bloggers help over and over, it scared me. I read some stuff someone had sent my daughter to help her, it scared me, then I took a look at my template and it scared the holy sh*t out of me. Everything is in code. It is all coded. I was so afraid of making a mistake, so afraid that I would mess something up on my template and not be able to fix it, that I ended up doing nothing. What a waste of time, I am so disappointed in me. I just don't seem to be able to get it.

This from a woman that when her son had to file for bankruptcy and found out that his attorney was taking his money and not doing a thing for him, (playing both sides of the fence), I went to the courthouse and asked if I could go upstairs and look at the law books. In a matter of hours I had the amunition I needed to confront his attorney with what needed to be done. So I went to the next meeting with him. I politely asked the attorney why we couldn't take advantage of this part of the bankruptcy laws and can we do such and such and his reply was a slow motion "Well I guess we can, I'll have to look it up, bla bla bla." But he did everything I had asked . When we left there my son said, "Mom I can't believe the way you handled that, you need to go to law school." Best compliment I've ever had. Beats me , I can understand law but I can't understand enough to learn to become a good blogger. I am so ashamed.

Well I'm not giving up, but it has been a long and tiring day so I'll just say good night for now.
I am so perklepsed. I need some Chee, I need some meditation.


Oh I know, I don't know how to spell perklepsed, neither do you (but if you do let me know it's my all time favorite word) anyway I couldn't find it in my dictionary and my librarian says if it's not in the dictionary , you can spell it anyway you want to.

I DID NOT BLINK, WHAT THE "H" HAPPENED

AND THE WINNER IS ------


HERE COMES THAT RIGHT !!

Only about once a month do I get to watch boxing, MY BIG NIGHT , and I can hardly wait !!!!


So it's last saturday and I say O.K. what ever you do , don't let me forget that boxing is on tonight, it's been a month and I don't want to miss it, so watch what ever you want---but it better be over in time for boxing.
I'm in the kitchen doing what women do in the kitchen and I hear , "It's time for boxing", so I ran into the living room and sat on the couch THIRSTY. It's just starting and I don't want to move-- so I said, "I wait on you all the time, so would you pleeeeeeeeese get me a drink" .
So in a minute I see someone out of the corner of my eye with drink in hand and I left out one big scream--- "DON'T YOU DARE GET IN FRONT OF ME !" Poor guy says "well what should I do?" I said, "CRAWL". Well poor guy didn't crawl but he did get the the drink to me---(very carefully). LOL

So it's in the middle of Rd 1 , " heavy weights" and I was looking forward to some heavy duty punching.. Wladimir Klitschko v Eliseo Castillo. Nothing very impressive going on, but that's not unusual for Rd 1. no biggy. I figured they're just sizing each other up.

What a freeking disappointment, rounds 1, 2, & 3 were nothing but a bunch of left jabs from Klitschko and gloves up by Castillo. I mean Castillo never tryed once, NOT ONCE, to throw one damn punch. Round 4 had just began and Klitschko did a few left jabs, landed a right and ---WHAT THE HELL----CASTILLO went down, but he got right back up, I mean right up, like a boom-a-rang. I'm screaming what the "F" is going on? What is going on is -- Klitschko has one more "KO" under his belt. I don't think the Ref should have stopped that fight, but he did. Did anyone else see it. Am I crazy, because?? ?

Well boxing was sure not the bomb last saturday night. I was so disappointed. If I had payed money for a ticket to be there. I think I would have wanted to punch Castillo myself.

So the reviews were that Castillo was waiting for Klitschko to wear out, before he started punching and just waited a little to long.

Bull shit. I think he took one look at how big Klitschko was and just wanted to go home !!! LOL

Really tho, what happened to matching up. Both guys had really great bod's , but it looked like the jolly green giant v mighty mouse. I think Castillo thought Klitschko was going to be a easy mark because of the "glass jaw" rumors and got what he "didn't" bargin for.

AWESOME

I have nothing to say, I think the picture speaks for itself !!!











AWESOME


Religious or not it doesn't matter to me. I picked this picture because when I first saw it, I thought it was a beautiful and a creative piece of art.

But that's just one persons opinion---what do you think???????

RARE BABY AYE-AYE

OMG !!!!!!! I DID IT--- LOOK EVERYONE I REALLY DID IT!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, YOU SHOULD HEAR ME SCREAMING---YEHHHHH !!!

I worked on figuring this out last night and all morning and I couldn't get anything , I swear I don't know what the "H" I did right, I don't know if I can figure it out again but you can bet I 'm sure going to try!OOOOOOOOOO I've got the bug now! YEHHHHHHHHHHH




Rare Baby Aye-Aye Hand Reared In British Zoo

A rare species of lemur, the distenctive looking and endangered aye-aye has been bred in acptivity and now is being hand-reared in a British Zoo.

Poor little thing he's as ugly as I am.

AYE-AYE

OOOOO --- TRY CLICKING SOMETIME

Well time to post somthing new, but I just can't think of a thing and I know that the few of you that are kind enough to occasionally peek at my site are thinking well post something or at least delete your last post . It's over the day is gone so why leave it up.

Never, I will never delete my "Congrat's " post. It is very special to me. No it's not because I'm sentimental. Ask me why and I'll tell you. I know you don't give a sh*t, so I'll tell you anyway.

All who know me or have met me thru this site know how "challenged" I am when it comes to computers so when I got this blogspot and went to manage post for the first time--up pops this little square box which says, among other things "Edit HTML" In my infinite wisdom I realized that is where I was to type in my post and have continued to do so ever since.

Then came the day when I wanted to post my "Congrat's " to a friend and began to wish I was like the rest of you who could do so many wonderful things with your sites, like post pictures and change colors and all that- - but I couldn't do any of those things. So I typed in my tiny little sentence and it looked so sick. How would anyone even notice it I thought.

Now let my explain that I am so afraid of messing up that I don't venture to click on this or click on that , for fear that I will make something terrible happen, so I just took it for granted that this little box was it.

Little did I know that if I would hit that little square that said "Compose" -- another box would pop up. I was desperate. Come on God give me something , anything , pleeeeeeeese. So I clicked. OOOOOOOOOOOOO --- Options. A little box that saids "Normal size" what is normal size , I thought? I felt like Alice in Wonderland --- I clicked --- Letters, there were letters of all sizes , big ones, small ones , huge ones. Hmmmm huge ones? (O.K. so it wasn't a revelation) , but it was something new, and colors , I found colors--see. And I plan to drive you all crazy with these things in the future until I learn something new.

So I wrote my Congrat's in huge letters and was greatful that I had found them.

It is the first new thing that I have learned since I've been blogging. That is why it will stay there. It is my trophy. A reminder , that reminds me that I can learn and find and do !

Old dogs can learn new tricks---just more slowly.

Someday maybe I will be able to catch up with the rest of you --- until then you know what they say --- "small steps". LOL

CONGRATULATIONS

Congratulations on your 100th post !!!

I hope that you have hundreds more,

you do it wonderfully !

OLD FOOLS NEVER DIE THEY JUST FADE AWAY

Yesturday I made a comment on someones site that I definately should not have made ! It is so out of character for me I shocked myself. I wish I could blame it on "PMS" but anyone who know me , knows that is not an option. I am so ashamed , I don't think that I can go back to that site again.

I have watched this site in the past and read this mans comments and have always thought how terrible of him to be so openly personal. He's a lemon in a perfectly wonderful site and now he's evern telling me what I should know. Well if he's a lemon , I'm a big fat extra sour giant sized over develped LEMON!

Other than the fact that I had no right making a comment like that at all-- The two things that I am the most ashamed of is that I made a reference to his friends and that I called him ignorant. He didn't deserve that. No one does. I should have proof read it and deleted it but I didn't.

The minute I hit that publish button I knew I should not have done it . But I also knew that people really liked that site, and monitored it a lot and that someone probably saw it the minute it hit the site. Soooooooo, rather then look like a coward and delete it , I stuck it out and left it alone. Well here I am again -- open mouth insert foot.

There is an old sane, "The only thing worse then a fool , is an old fool" and that is just how I feel. I have apologized to everyone and most of all to him perosnally on my own comment section and I hope he has read it.

The only thing left to do is to stop crying and fade into oblivion. The fading out is the easy part the crying is not because I feel, I ruined that day for everyone on that site.

I think this is one of those times that I am going to regret forever.

So what about you?? Ever made a "faux pas" so bad that it hurt every time it crosses your mind, or had an "embarrassing "moment so painful you wish it would disappear, but it keeps popping up to haunt you over the years??? Care to share??? Please do.

If nothing else give me your input I could probably use it about now. I think I need a hug!

HELP, HELP, HELP -- O.K. I'M STUPID

Awhile back I wanted to post a picture that I had found on the net. A fellow blogger (you know who you are, thanks) , tryed his best to help me. I went to that photo and tried, but nothing happened. As I recall I right clicked and some options were supposed to come up but nothing happened. So I thought O.K. some sites just won't let you copy their stuff. No big deal.

Then this morning I wanted to post another picture. I thought I could do it. I right clicked on the picture, and options appeared. WHOPEEE, I thought. Well I couldn't find the info. he had given me but I thought -- I can do this. How hard could it be. So I hit copy (only hit copy, is more needed??), then I went to my post wrote a few words and hit "Paste" and nothing happened. O.K. by now you are laughing. You have no idea how many times I tried it before I gave up.

HOW HARD IS IT?? It is HELL!! I tried and tried. Still nothing.

OH, look here--BINGO-- I thought I had found the answer, a little picture at the top of my post which when clicked on says "upload image/file". I read it--and did it--Oh, sh*t, I don't want that, I just want the PICTURE!!
So then I thought , in my infinite wisdom, maybe if I highlight this URL then hit copy I'll get my picture -- Nope , Zelch, Zero again. So no picture no matter what I tried. After an hour of frustration I finally gave up. I think the only thing that came of it , is I learned how to post a link, at least I think that's what I learned???

I am mad, frustrated, and feel stupidly BRAIN DEAD!!!

For tho's of you who are still laughing I hope you remember (with great pain) when you were new at this and didn't know a darn thing either. But still , with youth learning seems to come easier (you lucky crap heads) I'm jealous.

I am concerned --- If I hit copy on the picture --don't I have a picture floating around in my poor little mouse and if I do , what's going to become of it. Will it come out one day or stay there and starve to death?

O.K. keep laughing I'll bend over, you kick, Maybe the information will get to my brain that way.

*** HEALTH HAZARD ALERT ***

GAMES - GAMES - GAMES. With the exception of an occasional pinball game I've never been much of a game player. But then came the computer and with that the introduction to a whole new world. Games--all kinds of games, games everywhere and I thought,"well how nice, what a nice way to spend a boring day. "

Well out of boredom, one day I decided to try one. Pick an easy one I thought, so Bejeweled was the first one I tryed. BORING big time. I like words so I began to play things like Flipwords, What Word , Wheel of Fortune etc. but they were easily mastered. So I progressed to Mozaki Blocks and Mahjong Tiles . They were enjoyable, but then I learned about Jewel Quest and Zuma. I gave them a try.

That was my downfall !!

Did you know there was a "DELUXE" version of these games. Deluxe means - much harder. Deluxe means -- Will drive you insane. Deluxe means ---Play at your own damn risk cause you could die from over exposure. That is what "DELUXE" means.

I absolutely hate "ZUMA DELUXE", yet I can't stop trying to beat it. I think there are nine-hundred different levels and each level has levels within it, and if you miss one part of a level you get thrown back down to the beginning of that level. You don't get to keep what you have already accomplished. How dirty is that-- huh.

I made it to level nine without much trouble but I have been stuck there forever. I keep saying that's it . No more. But I keep going back. I just hate knowing that a game is my downfall.

You should see me. This is not relaxing.

I am disgusting !! I scream. I holler. I curse, Oh my God, the vile things that come flying out of my filthy mouth would shock even the foulest person. I slap the desk . I raise my hands shaking them in anger, Guess which finger protrudes !! -- Oh, like you've never done it. Then I quit, I am a heart pulsing nervous reck. Yet I keep going back again and again once more to meet my demise.

These games should come with a "HUGE" warning label that says,--Play with caution,this game could be --------- "HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH" ---------


Well bye now, I have to take my blood pressure pill and get back to the game.

""DR. PHIL"" --- HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT !!

I ran across this little story quite by accident and thought I'ed pass a portion of it on to you. It won't be verbatim, but you will get the just of it.

I'll make it short and sweet for I feel only a motorcycle enthusiat could appreciate this one.


A guest on the "Dr. Phil" show was telling the nation about his problems. He had filed Bankruptcy a couple of years ago and was well on his way to losing everything again!

The Motorcycle -- related anecdote is that despite this poor sap's near financial ruin, He was resolutely unwelling to sell his prized Motorcycle.

"No you don't understand", he pleaded. "IT'S A DUCATI" !!



LOL-- "Dr. Phil", just doesn't get it, does he.

(Opps, sorry Dr. Phil, I do love you!)